Unevolved
3
2
Bane.
At the end of your turn, deal X damage to a random enemy follower. X equals this follower's attack.
What happens, happens. You've just gotta take life's punches in stride. 'Sides, the mead's always sweetest after a day of hard work, surrounded by the friends you're fighting for. One for all, and all for one!
Evolved
5
4
(Same as the unevolved form.)
I know he's a big, loud, scary demon-man, but I promise he's not going to hurt you. All those extra arm... things? Are so he can help lots and lots more people, okay?
—D'Artagnan, to a Frightened Child
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