Umm... can I help? It's just... you do realize you've stumbled into a dragon's domain, don't you? Sorry to have to ask, but... would you object if I skipped straight to chastising you?
I suppose foregoing the formalities wouldn't hurt just this once. I don't often entertain guests, you see, and—oh my, where are my manners? Please rest a while, and feel free to occupy yourself with this little one while I call for help.
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