Unevolved
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1
Fanfare: Put a Puppet into your hand.
What's a tiny brat like me gonna do? Oh, you'll see. Talk big all you like, but I could catch a giant idiot like you with my eyes closed.
Evolved
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3
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
...Aw, what's wrong? If you want me to untie you so bad, you could start by saying, "I'm a big loser who lost to a little girl." Go on. I'm waiting.
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