Fanfare: Draw a card.
Bwahahaha! Sucks to be you, reapers—you're way too late! You think you can just waltz over with your dull blades and collect a soul in your own sweet time? You're gonna have to do better than that if you want to keep up with us!
Just as flesh rots and bones turn to dust, souls have a freshness factor. You've gotta pluck them the instant they ripen, but reapers just don't get that. Anyway, been nice talking, but I've gotta bounce. Feel free to reap my leftovers, though.
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