Unevolved
2
2
Fanfare: Summon a Wild Golem.
You want to add firepower to this baby? Are you a barbarian or just plain stupid? You don't use a cannon to swat gnats, do you? All you need's some plating reinforcement and waterproofing. That'll be more than enough to keep the city safe.
Evolved
4
4
Evolve: Evolve a random unevolved allied Wild Golem.
Pay no attention to those people—they're like bugs to us, just flocking the moment they see something shiny. They can beat away at us all they want, but I've accounted for that—I am a professional, after all. Now, onward! We're nearly at the river!
50
/ 120 (Animated)