Fanfare: If you've performed Burial Rite at least 2 times this turn, put a Fabled Treasure into your hand and change its cost to 1.
Kyahaha! Me? A grave robber?! How rude! Look, there's no point in letting perfectly good gold go to waste—it's not like the dead are gonna need it anyway. Wake up, lazy bones! I went to all the trouble of reviving you, so you'd better show some gratitude!
Yesss, check out this mountain of riches! Tee-hee-hee, the world is mine for the taking! And the best part is, I don't have to lift a finger, since I've got all these corpses to do the grunt work. Becoming a necromancer was the best thing I did!
/ 600 (Animated)