Fanfare: Put a Puppet into your hand.
Insignificant brat? I'll take that as a compliment. Better than wasting space with such a large body, if you ask me. I've perfected my thread technique for giant oafs just like you.
People put so much stock in having a big body and bigger heart—as if all that deadweight doesn't just make them bigger targets for threadmasters like me.
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