Fanfare: Draw a card.
Bwahahaha! Sucks to be you, reapers—you're way too late! You think you can just saunter up with your dull blades and collect a soul after its host has died? Psh, anyone with any sense knows that the best souls are ones you harvest fresh.
Just as flesh rots and bones turn to dust, souls have a freshness factor. They're like fruits; you've got to pluck them the instant they ripen. Well, it's been nice talking to you, but I've got some souls to devour. Why don't you sharpen your scythe and try again, reaper?
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