Chris, Beyond the Patch

• Unevolved

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  Fanfare: If X is at least 5, summon a Ghostly Rider. X equals the number of allied cards that had Last Words when they were destroyed this match. Then, if X is at least 10, give your leader the following effect: At the end of your turn, give +2/+2 and Ward to all allied followers with Last Words. (This effect is not stackable and lasts for the rest of the match.)

  Hey, hey, everyone having fun? As you can see, every day is a party and I'm on top of the underworld! Well... That's what I would have said, before. I'd rather not think about it. I don't need reminders of my afterlife flashing before my eyes.

• Evolved

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  There's no point in holding on to the things we love, even into death. We lose them in the end, anyway. I wasted my time playing a so-called lord of the dead when I should have been destroying such trifles from the start. So! Happy death day and goodbye, wretched mortals!