Bandage Connoisseur

• Unevolved

  3

  3

  Ward.
  Fanfare: Summon a Marian the Mummy.

  Whoa, hold it right there! What do you think you're doing to that mummy?! Can't you see you're ruining those vintage bandages, you clumsy philistines?!

• Evolved

  5

  5

  (Same as the unevolved form, excluding Fanfare.)

  Humph. Clean wraps are better, they say. They wouldn’t recognize good taste if it shambled up to them! Bandages are like people—they only get better with age. Come on, mummy! I saved you from those oafs, so the least you can do is hand over those wraps!