Fanfare: Recover 2 play points.
Enhance (5): Recover 4 play points instead. Put 2 Nelcha, Fashion Hazards into your hand and give them the following effect: At the end of your turn, discard this card.
What hideous, awful bargain bin did you crawl out of? I don't know if apocalypse chic is in where you're from, but your outfit gets a big fat nope from me! Why, oh, why am I doomed to live in this tragic fashion wasteland?
This world is such an haute mess. Clearly it's up to me to make it haute couture! Let's see, how about some florals to start? There, you look much less tragic already! Once I'm through with you, you'll be burning that trash heap you call clothes! Ngwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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