Unevolved
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Fanfare: Burial Rite - Draw a card.
My dear lady, souls only become shining masterpieces if they satisfy three conditions: you must be greedy in life, you must rue on your deathbed, and you must carry that regret into the afterlife. I guess what I'm trying to say is... that's a shiny soul you've got there.
Evolved
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I'm not one to talk, but the world is full of strange folk. Why would anyone trade something as priceless as a soul for a bit of coin? Haha... But that works for me. Just don't come running to me with seller's remorse, all right?
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