Fanfare: Discard a card from your hand. Draw a card.
There are many types of merchants. Clothes merchants, fruit sellers, landlords. I am none of those. What I sell is violence. I'm a warmonger.
If you want world peace, you need the power to create balance. Laugh all you want; I know it's a strange thing for an arms dealer to say. But you'll thank me when you leave this battlefield alive.
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